hrhchriscolfer Saw this little guy at the pet store and had to take him home. Born with only one bulging eye! Going to name him Monocle or Mr. Peanut.
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
Congratulations Mr and Mrs. William and Emma Schuester
Blaine Warbler? I’d like to introduce you to Sam Evans.